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Posts Tagged ‘jabberfucky’
Words of Fuckdom
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged grogan, jabberfucky, madame curie, marie curie, quotation, spekes on December 5, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Fucker Luger
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged jabberfucky, kate steinberg, peter luger, restaurant review, steak, williamsburg, zagat on November 23, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Jabberfuckied by Kate Steinberg. Come hear her read on Sunday, December 7th, 2:30 pm.
To the Lovely Reviewer Who Couldn’t Get a Jabberfucky Endorsement Past Corporate
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged censors, cursing, jabberfucky, limericks, reviews on November 21, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Dear Reviewer:
You say though you’re fond of our book,
your damn censors, they just wouldn’t brook.
How ’bout if you say
the name some other way
Such as Jabberfrick, -fudge, -frig, or -fook?
–MS
Sybilia got in on the limerucks:
A book with a title that curses
no matter how clever the verses
needs a euphemistic word
like feces for turd
better luck turning sows’ ears [...]
The Sound of Fucking
Posted in Jabberfucky flyers, tagged bowery, grogan, jabberfucky, sound of music, spekes on November 18, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
The hills are alive with the sound of fucking
With songs they have fucked for a thousand years
The hills fill my heart with the sound of fucking
My heart wants to fuck every song it hears
My heart wants to fuck like the wings of the birds
that rise from the lake to the trees
My heart wants to fuck [...]
I Hear America Fucking
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged grogan, jabberfucky, poem, poetry, whitman on November 17, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Jabberfuckied by Sybilia Grogan
I hear America fucking, the varied fucks I hear,
Those of mechanics, each one fucking his as it should be blithe and strong,
The carpenter fucking his as he measures his plank or beam,
The mason fucking his as he makes ready for fuck, or leaves off fuck,
The boatman fucking what belongs to him in [...]
The Bill of Rights
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged amendments, bawdlerize, bill of rights, billofrights, firstamendment, grogan, jabberfucky, sybilia on November 12, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Jabberfucked by Sybilia Grogan
* First Amendment
Congress shall make no law fucking an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free fuck thereof; or fucking the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to fuck, and to fuck the Government for a redress of grievances.
* Second Amendment
A well regulated Militia [...]
Jabberfucky and other poems
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged bawdlerize, bawdy, bowery, bowery poetry, dickinson, grogan, jabberfucky, oulipo, parody, poetry, satire, spekes, spoonbill, st. mark's, whitman, williamsburg bookstore on November 10, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Welcome to Jabberfucky! It’s a book, an upcoming reading, and a nerdy and dirty exercise that is sure to prove addictive.
Jabberfucky and other poems, edited by Maude Spekes & Sybilia Grogan, contains famous poems bawdlerized by two fans of poems and vulgarity.
We invite you to:
Buy the book (available at amazon, Barnes & Noble, St. Mark’s [...]
