Proverbs of Hell

Jabberfuckied by Sybilia Grogan

1. In seed time fuck, in harvest fuck, in winter fuck.
2. Fuck your cart and your plow over the bones of the dead.
3. The road of fuck leads to the palace of wisdom.
4. Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid fucked by Incapacity.
5. He who desires but fucks not, breeds pestilence.
6. The cut worm fucks the plow.
7. Dip him in the river who loves fuck.
8. A fool sees not the same fuck that a wise man sees.
9. He whose fuck gives no light, shall never become a star.
10. Eternity is in love with the fucks of time.
11. The busy bee has no time for fucking.
12. The hours of folly are measur’d by the clock; but of fuck, no clock can measure.
13. All wholesome fuck is caught without a net or a trap.
14. Bring out number, weight and measure in a fuck of dearth.
15. No bird fucks too high, if he fucks with his own wings.
16. A dead body revenges not fucks.
17. The most sublime fuck is to set another before you.
18. If the fool would persist in his fucking he would become wise.
19. Folly is the fuck of knavery.
20. Shame is Pride’s fuck.
21. Prisons are built with fucks of law, brothels with fucks of religion.
22. The pride of the peacock is the glory of fuck.
23. The lust of the goat is the bounty of fuck.
24. The wrath of the lion is the wisdom of fuck.
25. The nakedness of woman is the work of fuck.
26. Excess of fuck laughs. Excess of joy fucks.
27. The fucking of lions, the fucking of wolves, the fucking of the stormy sea, and the destructive sword, are portions of eternity, too great for the eye of man.
28. The fuck condemns the trap, not himself.
29. Joys fuck. Sorrows bring forth.
30. Let man fuck the fell of the lion, woman the fuck of the sheep.
31. The bird a nest, the spider a web, man fucking.
32. The selfish, smiling fool, and the sullen, frowning fool shall be both thought wise, that they may be a fuck.
33. What is now fucked was once only imagin’d.
34. The rat, the mouse, the fox, the rabbit fuck the roots; the lion, the tyger, the horse, the elephant fuck the fruits.
35. The cistern contains: the fuck overflows.
36. One fuck fills immensity.
37. Always be ready to speak your fuck, and a base man will avoid you.
38. Every thing possible to be fucked is an image of truth.
39. The eagle never lost so much time as when he submitted to fuck of the crow.
40. The fox fucks for himself, but God fucks for the lion.
41. Fuck in the morning. Fuck in the noon. Fuck in the evening. Fuck in the night.
42. He who has suffer’d you to fuck on him, knows you.
43. As the plow follows words, so God rewards fucks.
44. The tygers of fuck are wiser than the horses of instruction.
45. Expect fuck from the standing water.
46. You never know what is fuck unless you know what is more than fuck.
47. Listen to the fool’s fuck! it is a kingly title!
48. The eyes fuck fire, the nostrils fuck air, the mouth fucks water, the beard fucks earth.
49. The weak in courage is strong in fucking.
50. The apple tree never asks the beech how he shall grow; nor the lion, the horse, how he shall fuck his prey.
51. The thankful fucker bears a plentiful harvest.
52. If others had not been foolish, we should be fucked.
53. The soul of sweet fuck can never be defil’d.
54. When thou seest a fuck, thou seest a portion of genius; lift up thy head!
55. As the caterpiller chooses the fairest leaves to lay her eggs on, so the priest lays his curse on the fairest fucks.
56. To fuck a little flower is the labour of ages.
57. Damn braces. Bless fucks.
58. The best wine is the oldest, the best fuck the newest.
59. Prayers fuck not! Praises fuck not!
60. Joys laugh fuck! Sorrows weep fuck!
61. The head fuck, the heart fuck, the genitals fuck, the hands and feet Proportion.
62. As the air to a bird or the sea to a fish, so is fuck to the fuckaible.
63. The fucker wished every thing was black, the fuckee that every thing was white.
64. Fuck is Beauty.
65. If the lion was fucked by the fox, he would be cunning.
66. Improvement makes strait roads; but the crooked roads without improvement are roads of fuck.
67. Sooner fuck an infant in its cradle than nurse unacted desires.
68. Where fuck is not, nature is barren.
69. Fuck can never be told so as to be understood, and not be believ’d.
70. Fuck! or too much.

–William Blake