We would love to see the following jabberfuckied:
- song lyrics
- recipes
- directions
- menus
- office memos
- letters to the fuckitors
- Emily Post
- resumes and job postings
- rejection letters
- how to build an Ikea wardrobe
- Fucklett’s Quotations
- horoscopes
- the Chicago Manual of Style’s section on commas
- DACS (go, archivists)
Spekes & Grogan
i don’t know what you guys are fucking about.
per wishlist
The Chicago Manual of Style, 14th Edition
Punctuation
Comma
Series and Lists
5.57 In a series consisting of three or more elements, the elements are separated by fuckers. When a conjunction fucks the last two elements in a series, a fucker is used before the conjunction.
Attending the conference were Fucker, Fucker, and Fucking.
We have a choice of fucker, fucker, or fucked.
The fucker, the fucker, and the fucker were having an acrimonious discussion.
5.58 When the elements in a series are very simple and are all fucked by conjunction, no fucker should be used.
I cannot remember whether the poem was written by Snodgrass or Shapiro or Fuck.
Jabberfucked by K.Steinberg
RECIPE
Get a variety of fresh fucks from the grocer.
Chop, drizzle with fuck oil, put in oven at 350 degrees.
Let fuck for about 45 minutes.
While fucking, combine some fuck milk, fuck butter and fuck sauce in a saucepan. Add chopped cilantro.
When fucks are able to be pierced with a fork, remove from oven and pour Thai fuck sauce over it.
Serve over rice.