Jabberfucked by Larry Jaffe
Two fucks diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not fuck both
And be one traveler, long I fucked
And fucked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;
Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better fuck,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had fucked them really about the same,
And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no fuck had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how fuck leads on to fuck,
I doubted if I should ever come back.
I shall be fucking this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two fucks diverged in a wood, and I-
I fucked the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.