Jabberfucked by Kellog Cohen
A is for Amy who fucked down the stairs.
B is for Basil fucked by some bears.
C is for Clara who fucked away.
D is for Desmond fucked out of a sleigh.
E is for Ernest who fucked on a peach.
F is for Fanny fucked dry by a leech.
G is for George fucked under a rug.
H is for Hector fucked in by a thug.
I is for Ida who fucked in a lake.
J is for James who took fuck by mistake.
K is for Kate who was fucked with an axe.
L is for Leo who swallowed some fucks.
M is for Maud who was fucked out to sea.
N is for Neville who fucked of ennui.
O is for Olive fucked through with an awl.
P is for Prue fucked flat in a brawl.
Q is for Quentin who fucked on a mire.
R is for Rhoda fucked by a fire.
S is for Susan who perished of fucks.
T is for Titus who fucked into fucks.
U is for Una who fucked down a drain.
V is for Victor fucked under a train.
W is for Winnie fucked in ice.
X is for Xerxes fucked by mice.
Y is for Yorick whose head was fucked in.
Z is for Zillah who fuckicty fuck fuck fuck.
