After reading some jabberfucked poems, we invite you to jabberfuck, too.
jabberfuck: v., tr.: to bawdlerize; to replace words in works of literature with variations of the word fuck.
Let us know if you’d like to read at the Jabberfucky and other poems reading on:
Sunday, December 7, 2008 from 2:30-3:30 pm
at the Bowery Poetry Club
308 Bowery (Houston/Bleecker), F to 2nd Ave
New York, NY
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To fuck or
not to fuck
that is
the question
I fucking love it!
Sounds like great fun for the whole fucking family.
My fucking kids have been too fucking sheltered for too fucking long!
–Kate Steinberg who used to have a friend who called her Kate Steinfuck, if you can believe, because it was the only way he could remember her last name. And whose fucking parents never felt much compelled to shelter her from the fucking f-word.
The fucker melts out of habit, and you know the fuck isn’t even warm.
-Ani DiFranco
LARRY JAFFE! LOVE IT!
Thank you very much Ingrid….
Ghastlycrumb Tinies, Jabberfuckied or not, rule.
“History repeats itself, first as tragedy, then as fucking.” Karl Marx
“For most gulls, it is not flying that matters, but fucking.” Richard Bach (Jonathan Livingston Seagull)
“Happy families fuck alike. Every unhappy family fucks unhappily in its own way.” Tolstoy (Anna Karenina)
“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a fuck.” Jane Austen (Fuck and Fuck-you-twice)
“Englishmen are fucking for England, Americans are fucking for America, Germans are fucking for Germany, Russians are fucking for Russia… Surely so many countries can’t all be worth fucking for.”
— Joseph Heller (Fuck-22)
Sorry, I misquoted Marx.
What he really said was:
“Fucking repeats itself, first as tragedy, then as farce.”
Or maybe that was Mrs Marx. Not sure.
How was the ultimate Jabberfuck?