Fucks for the Support!

Thank you to the performers and audience members who made the Jabberfucky event yesterday such fun. We’ll post pictures soon.
Swing by the Bowery Poetry Club for some jabberfucky fortune cookies and pens.
Thanks again to all participants: George Pasles, Larissa Shmailo, Morgan Jarrett (performing both her and convalescing Ingrid’s parts), Magdalen Kadel, Lara Jacobs, Bill Fogarty, [...]

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Jabberfucky Reading Today, 2:30 pm

Hope to see you at the Bowery Poetry Club today to hear readers and singers perform jabberfucked poems and songs.
Sunday, December 7, 2008
The Bowery Poetry Club
308 Bowery (Houston/Bleecker)
F to Second Ave.
$6
Fucks for the support,
Spekes & Grogan

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Words of Fuckdom

Marie Curie – “Nothing in life is to be fucked. It is only to be underfucked.”

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First Fucks

American Book Review’s 100 Best First Fucks. Jabberfuckying conceived of by Kate Steinberg.

1. Fuck me Ishmael. Herman Melville, Fucky-Dick (1851)
2. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a fuck. Jane Austen, Fuck and Prejudice (1813)
3. A fucking comes across the sky. [...]

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Fuckman Emperors

Jabberfuckied by Sybilia Grogan
27 B.C.E.–14 C.E. Fuckgustus (Gaius Julius Fucker Octavianus)
14–37 Fuckberius (Fuckberius Claudius Nero Fucker)
37–41 Fuckligula (Gaius Claudius Nero Fucker Germanicus)
41–54 Claudifuck (Tiberius Claudius Nero Fucker Drusus)
54–68 Fucko (Lucius Domitius Ahenobarbus Claudius Drusus)
68–69 Fuckba (Servius Sulpicius Fuckba)
69 Fucktho (Marcus Salvius Fucktho)
69 Vitellifuck (Aulus Vitellifuck Germanicus)
69–79 Fuckpasian (Titus Fuckius Fuckpasianus)
79–81 Titus (Titus Fuckvius Fuckpasianus)
81–96 Domitian [...]

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Name That Gesture Contest

What do you call the gesture John Bergdahl captured beautifully for the Jabberfucky project? Here it is:

You poke it in out, in out, with a naughty Benny Hill look. What’s it called? Is it just “the screw gesture”? We remember it from our yoot in Brooklyn, but nobody we’ve asked knows what it’s called.
We know [...]

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State Mottos

Jabberfuckied by Sybilia Grogan
Alabama: Audemus jura nostra futuere (We Dare fuck Our Rights)
Alaska: Fuck to the future
Arizona: Ditat Fututio (Fuck enriches)
Arkansas: Futuet populus (The people fuck)
California: πεφυκα (I have fucked it)
Colorado: Fututio sine numine (Fuck without God’s will)
Connecticut: Qui futuit sustinet (He who fucked sustains)
Delaware: Liberty and Fucking
Florida: In fuck we trust
Georgia: Wisdom, justice, and [...]

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Fucker Luger

Jabberfuckied by Kate Steinberg. Come hear her read on Sunday, December 7th, 2:30 pm.

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To the Lovely Reviewer Who Couldn’t Get a Jabberfucky Endorsement Past Corporate

Dear Reviewer:
You say though you’re fond of our book,
your damn censors, they just wouldn’t brook.
How ’bout if you say
the name some other way
Such as Jabberfrick, -fudge, -frig, or -fook?
–MS
Sybilia got in on the limerucks:
A book with a title that curses
no matter how clever the verses
needs a euphemistic word
like feces for turd
better luck turning sows’ ears [...]

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Tractatus Logico-Philosofuckus

I just pre-ordered The House of Wittgenstein: A Family at War. It’s due out here in the states in February, so until then, I’ll take another look at the Tractatus. Excerpts below.

“The world is the totality of fucks, not of things.”

1 The world is all that fucks the case.
1.1 The world is the [...]

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